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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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you know, Hillip?

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Well, we guarded his caravan for a little while.

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Do you recognize them? They don't seem to like us.

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Be prepared, we might be earning double the wage today if it goes sideways.

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All of them let out cries of pain as you see their skin begin to bubble and their clothes begin to melt away.

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Sully looks at the scroll, looks at his finger, rolls the scroll back up slowly

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and puts it in his bag and then whistles the down in the west bay rune town of Elteriel.

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Don't know if I'm gonna have enough for that one, but we'll see when we get there, okay, everybody?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.

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Do you say my name?

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Say my name, say my name.

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My name is Sullivan Slate.

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And Carla Maxted.

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That's me and I play Glim.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me, I play Moot and feeling a little trepidatious because we have a guest star and last time he was on the podcast, stuff happened.

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You're feeling trepidatious, eesh.

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Yeah, we have a guest today that everybody's very hesitant for and I don't know why because he's such a lovely person.

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From the End of Time and Other Bothers in Alba Salix, it's Sean Howard.

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And I'm playing Tiamat.

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No, I'm not.

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No, we wanted you to come back as Tiamat, but it was hard no.

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Too soon.

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Too soon, I was told.

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I got to wait 40 more episodes before we go.

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You're also not, yeah, you're too small of a morsel right now.

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Yeah.

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That's fair.

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It's true.

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Just baby characters.

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Where?

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Let's see this.

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I'm ready for this amazing transition.

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Something about babies.

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That was smooth.

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That was really smooth.

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Yeah, I'm a professional.

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Where I am a professional is over on Patreon.

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No, that's terrible.

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That's awful.

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Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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What do we have over there?

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Somebody else who knows what we're doing tonight?

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We have so much bonus content.

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It's crazy.

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Wall to wall.

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Floor to ceiling.

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Some of it involves Sean because he's been on the show before.

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It's true.

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And Facing Fade is over there.

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It's so good.

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See, Sean knows.

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Why can't I know?

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I don't even know what I do.

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And every episode we dedicate it to a patron.

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Like today's episode.

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Sean's got the whole thing down.

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You know what?

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Nobody else knows which patron we're dedicating it to though.

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So I got that covered today.

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Jonathan Smorgasburg.

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Way to go, Jonathan.

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Thank you.

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Like I can read his writing.

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Oh, that's true.

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Today's episode is dedicated to Stevie.

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Stevie.

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Thanks Stevie.

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I'm assuming Miss Nix.

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The only two time rock and roll Hall of Fame entrance for a woman.

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I was thinking Stevie from Schitt's Creek.

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Oh, that's a good Stevie.

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Stevie Budd, fictional character from a television show.

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I love it when fictional characters listen to us.

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I'm going to throw you all for a loop with the spelling of this one.

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S-T-E-A-V-E-E.

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Oh, I love it so much.

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Oh, I like it.

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Phonetic, but interesting.

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As sweet as stevia.

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Thank you, Stevie.

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But now, fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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Previously, you fine folks were en route out east.

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You had exploded a thieves' caravan with a poison orb.

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Yeah, Amy sure did.

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And some fire breath.

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There was a lot of things that happened.

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And you had made it to your destination, which was Scornuble,

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where you were headed further east, but needed to hire a guide of sorts.

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And now we find you with that guide aboard a river raft.

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That guide's name is Gru.

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Gru is rather suave, blonde hair, five foot nine, human.

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Rather narrow build, not overly stocky or anything.

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Sharp nose, rather well dressed, but the clothes look a little weathered.

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And you're going upstream into Whitewater Rapids, being propelled by magic.

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The boat is being tossed back and forth, waves are crashing up and over,

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and you hear a crack as the boat hits a rock.

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Sully vomits over the side of the raft.

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It happens all the time.

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It happens all the time.

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No big deal.

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Nothing to worry about, everyone.

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Should we be worried about that loud crack sound?

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Are we sinking?

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No, it's still going.

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Water appears to be coming up into the boat, though.

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You said it was a raft.

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Raft.

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It's a raft boat.

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Yeah, I heard of these before.

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It's called a rope for short.

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I used to make these.

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I was a rotary.

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See, you know what I'm talking about.

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This is totally normal.

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We're totally safe.

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I'm just going to press these switches here.

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Do something.

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Yeah, you press the switches, and everybody else hears...

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It's an electronic raft.

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I guess they're like magic switches, right?

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Like just explosions of...

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Not explosions, but loud noises.

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As he lets loose the cannon.

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Of like magical pulses that just start going off and shooting the raft.

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One makes it go up higher.

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The other one shoots something down to the ground,

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and there's a tiny explosion that goes off.

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I'm just working out the bugs.

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That's all.

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Do we actually know what the switches do?

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Yeah, of course we know what the switches do.

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Of course.

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I am.

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I'm a guide.

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I'll just leave those alone now.

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So where is it exactly that we're going to end up here?

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On the shore.

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That's a good start.

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Moments later, you fall from the sky and crash land at the shore of the river.

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You've been traveling from about two days.

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There we go.

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Just dust yourselves off.

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Like I said, we're on the shore.

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Did I say we're going to be on the shore?

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We're on the shore.

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You said we were going to be on the shore.

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You did.

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I'll give you full credit, Gru.

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I missed you.

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How you doing, buddy?

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Why don't I help you out a little bit?

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You're not looking so good.

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I'm just used to a little more finesse to my traveling, you know.

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It's a little rough.

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I'm going to stroke his back gently, and if he has suffered any damage,

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use some of my lay on hands pool to bring him back to full health.

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Russ hasn't said you were down hit points, but you know what he's like.

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He'll just say it in like 25 minutes or something.

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That's right.

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Remember when you lost 15 of those hit points during that crazy whitewater rafting that you did?

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You only have 15 hit points.

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I know.

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That sounds about right.

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I think, Glam, I feel a lot better.

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You look around and you find yourself on the edge of a forest.

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You've been traveling south from Scornuble with the intent to head to Burdusk,

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which wraps around this forest that you're traveling around following the river.

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So the forest is in the middle of Burdusk?

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No, Burdusk is on the other side of the forest.

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But you, rather than traveling through the forest,

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were convinced to travel down the river by group.

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Well, here we are due east.

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We just got a little bit further to Burdusk.

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OK, so just through the forest now or?

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Yeah, I think there's a road around here somewhere, I'm sure.

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Yeah, look, there it is right there.

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Well, you got to walk now?

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Yeah, are you going to be OK, Sully?

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Well, yeah, but it's just...

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Yeah, OK, I guess we can walk.

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I suppose we could like build the raft,

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take it apart and build it into a wagon or something.

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I never really thought about that.

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Well, it's been years since I've done any wagoneering, but...

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No, no, let's get a little bit of exercise, you know.

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Get those legs moving after being stuck on the raft for a few days.

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It'll feel good after a while.

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I'm just going to disable...

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I mean, just park the raft so no one else uses it.

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I mean, so nobody follows us.

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I mean, for no reason.

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He's one shady character.

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I kind of like him.

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You head due east into the forest following the road, which was there.

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And the further in you go, the road becomes overgrown.

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Bushes and vines and trees seem like this road hasn't been traveled in quite a long time.

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So this is the way, Gru, are you?

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You've been this way before.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

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Of course, yeah.

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Not a lot of people go to Badoosk, you know.

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What a silly name.

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I was under the impression that Badoosk was a fairly big city that many people traded in.

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And I was just wondering, I thought we took the raft down that crazy fucking river

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so that we didn't have to go through this forest.

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Is that not...

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Oh, look, a good place for us to camp.

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A good camp spot right here, right off the side of the road.

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What time of day is it right now?

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Noon.

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It's noon.

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You can never camp too early.

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You never know when you're going to find another good spot.

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Look, there's a stream.

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All right, it's the river we came down.

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But you know, it's a good spot.

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Does anyone else start to get the feeling that Gru maybe doesn't know what he's doing?

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I don't have a lot of faith in his guiding abilities, but he's so fun.

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Just seems sort of worth it, you know, just to be on the ride with him.

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You guys are feeling...

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You guys didn't drink any of that river water, did you?

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I mean, yes.

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Purposely.

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Well, there was a lot of splashing. Some maybe got in my mouth.

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I was just saying, normally where there would be levelheadedness and good judgment calls,

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I feel like maybe that is now not the case.

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We have row reversed and I feel like I'm a little bit out of my depth here.

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You feel like we're like chomping your Flava a little bit.

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What does that even mean?

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Glynn, when did you learn to talk like that?

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Oh, you teach her that?

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I was in my Zumba class and he's been teaching me all these fun phrases and I just was trying it out.

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It seemed awkward saying it, but you know, we were being more like you and it's making you uncomfortable.

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Yes, and that also gives me reason to pause, but we don't have time for that.

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Apparently we're setting up camp.

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I mean, I don't think we have to set up camp.

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I got the best spot here for you two, and I got another good spot for you.

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Look, I gathered some kindling here.

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I mean, a good spot is a good spot, but we can keep walking for a little bit and see if we find another.

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Okay, fine. Don't listen to me. Let's walk.

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Okay, it's been on you. Just remember, it's on you.

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All right, let's go. Walk it on.

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Okay.

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Maybe the road will open up after we get past some of this overgrown bit here.

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How far is it to produce, Gru?

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It's a ways, you know?

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I don't quite remember. It's been a while.

257
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I mean, I was a kid when we went with my pa.

258
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But it's a ways, you know?

259
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
I'm sure it's just going to fight my way through.

260
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000
The brush is getting a little thick here.

261
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Was anyone else under the impression that he'd been there recently and knew the way?

262
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Previously he said, oh yeah, I've been there lots. I know the way.

263
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000
I know the way. Where are you going? Come back. I know the way.

264
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I know the way. I do. I know the way. Look, I see another spot ahead.

265
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000
I'm going to go up to it. You guys catch up.

266
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:29,000
I feel like I'm hazy on it, but our interview process for this hiring.

267
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000
We need to ask better questions.

268
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I think we need to not drink when we do it, though. I think that might really be the pot that got us.

269
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Do you think he has any relation to that famous Gru with all the minions?

270
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Maybe.

271
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Something to keep in mind.

272
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000
You see Gru walking up ahead to a clearing that he sees.

273
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And the three of you notice that it's near a large vine covered cave.

274
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Hey, look at this. This protection from the rain. I'll go check it out.

275
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Um, does it seem to be like a cloudy day?

276
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
No, it's quite sunny.

277
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Okay. I nod at Gru and just like, yeah, buddy, you check that cave out.

278
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:20,000
I think I felt a sprinkle. You guys, I'm not entirely sure that he's totally with it, you know?

279
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000
What if he's brought us up to the middle of the woods to murder us or something?

280
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:30,000
I mean, maybe, but why would he want to? He seems like maybe he doesn't have it in him.

281
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Also, he just seems really gung-ho about everything.

282
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000
And I don't really feel like that's murderer material.

283
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000
Unless it's about murdering. Murderers are so gung-ho about murdering.

284
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Okay.

285
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
That is true. Yeah.

286
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000
We cut to Gru inside the cave and you kind of clear the vines away.

287
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000
There's a small trickle of stream that kind of runs out.

288
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:58,000
And you give a listen and you hear like a low, like deep breathing growl coming from deeper within the cave.

289
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Yo, get Gru's out of here. That was good enough for a cave.

290
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Hey, guys. How are you doing? It's a nice cave.

291
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
I don't think we need to stop here though. Let's keep moving.

292
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Look, it's noon. What am I doing? It's not even raining.

293
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Okay.

294
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000
So was there something in the cave or?

295
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
I'm guessing bugbear.

296
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Yeah, no, I don't know. No, nothing in the cave.

297
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,000
You know, I was just looking in. It was fine. Not a big cave. Nothing to look at.

298
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Let me just keep moving here. You know, I'm just going to start down the path here.

299
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:33,000
I'm going to get you all. Did I say Gru said he promised he's going to get you the beer or something.

300
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000
I don't know. Whatever it was. I was going to get you there. I'm going to get you there.

301
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
How much you were paying this man?

302
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Are we going to the wrong place?

303
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Yeah, I just. I mean, I'm all for a little side adventure, but are we are we paying this man in money?

304
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I don't remember.

305
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
He told us he just wanted to do it for the experience, didn't he?

306
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
That should have been a sign.

307
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Oh, that should have been the first. Yeah, that's a red flag right there.

308
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
That's our bad right there.

309
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
That is. Yeah, that's on us.

310
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,000
But you know what? We'll go to the next town and maybe it'll be produced and maybe not.

311
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
But we can figure out where to go after that once we're there.

312
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,000
There will be someone there that probably knows how to get to Verdusk.

313
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
And if we get lost in this forest forever, we could just eat them.

314
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,000
OK, Sully, I don't. OK, that seems like a step in the too far direction.

315
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000
We have a lot of supplies with us. It's not.

316
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
There's probably creatures and.

317
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
You know, what's the case scenario? What's the case scenario?

318
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
OK, you're following Gru? Yeah.

319
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Gru, roll me a survival check, please.

320
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Yeah, I'm right on that. Of course, right away.

321
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Hold on just a second. I'm going to look at these stats over here.

322
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Negative two survival.

323
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Daniel Gru over here.

324
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Yeah, I'm rocking. I'm fucking rocking the survival here.

325
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
I got a three. Oh, look at this. Hey, guys.

326
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Look, you ever hungry? You can just eat this vine.

327
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
See it here on the ground just bobbing right in your mouth.

328
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Really doesn't taste good, but it's healthy.

329
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
I don't give you give you good stuff.

330
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Is good stuff a different saying for diarrhea?

331
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
No, no, I don't know. Maybe.

332
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:13,000
You guys will continue to walk following Gru for another hour or so

333
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:24,000
before you start to notice that he starts starts pointing out things that you don't see.

334
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
OK, step step quietly here to the left.

335
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000
That's that's a tangle vine over there.

336
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
And that'll do that. I'll eat your children.

337
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Right. So just this walk on the left side of the path here.

338
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
You'll be safe.

339
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
So we stay on the path.

340
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Yeah, we're to the left side right here.

341
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
See step where I'm stepping. Yeah.

342
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
OK, that on the that's a talking stone.

343
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
You don't want to go near the talking stone.

344
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
OK, just the skirt over here around it.

345
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Yes, I definitely don't see a large stone that needs to be avoided.

346
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Gru, how are you feeling?

347
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I don't know. I'm feeling a little strange.

348
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I got to say, just a little, little off.

349
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
You know, sometimes we just feel like everything's OK, but not not everything's OK.

350
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
You know, that kind of feeling.

351
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Feeling where you ate a large amount of a mysterious plant in the forest.

352
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000
And now you are seeing things that aren't there.

353
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Yeah, that kind of feeling. Yeah, I've been there for sure.

354
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Yeah, well, you know, we'll just don't talk to the small people here.

355
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Just don't talk to them. All right, I tried.

356
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
It doesn't get you anywhere good.

357
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Gru, you hear movement up in and around the trees as you're going.

358
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
It's good to know you're with me here, Sully,

359
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
because I was starting to feel like I was going crazy, but now I know I'm crazy.

360
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
So I can just ignore the sounds that I'm hearing right now,

361
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
because they sound big and like they're moving towards us.

362
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Do I hear any sounds?

363
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Can I make a perception check?

364
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Yeah, I mean, you stop and you listen.

365
00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:00,000
You hear just the gentle breeze passing through,

366
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,000
but nothing particularly tuned to an animal or anything.

367
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yeah, buddy, don't worry. Everything's fine.

368
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Oh, thanks, Sully.

369
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
We're going to get you to a doctor.

370
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I'm not sure why we're still following you, though, to be honest.

371
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,000
I mean, it's just sort of the roughest outline of a path.

372
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
We may as well follow it.

373
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Yeah, it's like a contract, right?

374
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
You know, it's a contract.

375
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I got to get you to Burdesca or whatever. Yeah.

376
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,000
You guys are going to burlesque, right?

377
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000
It's not far off now, I'm sure. I'm sure.

378
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Can I try and heal him since I already have established I'm into that today?

379
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Sure, yeah.

380
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
What are you trying to do?

381
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Well, so with my lay on hands pool,

382
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I can cure a disease or neutralize a poison affecting a creature,

383
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
which is going to be nothing, but I feel like I should try

384
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000
because Glim doesn't know what's going on with him.

385
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Go for it.

386
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Hey, Gru, and I just like put my hand on his shoulder.

387
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
How are you doing, buddy? You feel like you can?

388
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Hey.

389
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
You're okay to keep walking?

390
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Yeah, yeah, I like this camaraderie. It's good. Yeah, yeah.

391
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
So yeah, does that do anything?

392
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Does that neutralize a poison or make him better?

393
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Yeah, Gru, as you're looking around,

394
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
the talking stone and the whipping vine

395
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000
and the swaying trees that look like they're moving closer to you

396
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
all kind of move back into place and fade away.

397
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Whew.

398
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, okay, let's just keep moving, huh?

399
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Let's just keep moving here.

400
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Don't talk to that tree.

401
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Okay.

402
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,000
So tell me more about this Burduque burlesque. That sounds fun.

403
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
A Burduque? Yeah, no, my dad.

404
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
My dad took me many times, right?

405
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Many times took me to Burduque.

406
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
We'd go to Burduque, hang out, eat a sandwich.

407
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Really good onion sandwiches in Burduque.

408
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
The best onion sandwiches, I always say. The best.

409
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Now, is it just onion or is there more to it than just the onion?

410
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000
You won't believe me, but it's just onion on a bun.

411
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
But it's like nothing you've ever had, I say.

412
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Nothing. Like nothing.

413
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Does sauce on it anything?

414
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,000
No, it's got an onion sauce. An onion sauce on onion on a bun.

415
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Is it an onion bun?

416
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Oh, maybe that's the secret. I never thought to ask.

417
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000
You've traveled, you're following Gru still for whatever reason.

418
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
For some reason.

419
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000
For what seems like a really long time.

420
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:50,000
But based on his direction, the path has kind of waned off and you're following him.

421
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:58,000
And after what's probably, I don't know, two or three more hours, it's getting nearer to evening.

422
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,000
You make it back to a spot that is very familiar in that it looks like the cave.

423
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Whoa, hold on. There's another cave.

424
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Can I do a perception check to see if I can see some chewed up vine where he took a big bite out of it?

425
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Sure, yeah.

426
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
That is a 20.

427
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Yeah, I mean, you look around and exactly where he took a bite near the previous cave is a big chomp out of vine.

428
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,000
And the more you look at it, the more you realize that this is the same cave as previous.

429
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Well, guys, number one, please nobody eat any of the vine.

430
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Okay, I think I can handle that.

431
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
We've all learned that lesson, I hope.

432
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Number two, this is definitely the clearing we were already at.

433
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah, this cave looks really familiar. I never forget a big hole.

434
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Oh, I suppose you all, you guys are the leaders now, huh? You're the scouts, yeah? Okay, go ahead.

435
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
I mean, Gru, I think you're the one that brought us back here. I don't...

436
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Did we walk in circles or are we magically back here? Does anyone have any idea how this happened?

437
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Oh, God, last time I was in the woods, I suddenly ended up in a different place.

438
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Gru, make an investigation check.

439
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
12.

440
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:32,000
As you're examining the cave, making up excuses and doing all that, you're keenly tuned to certain things and you notice some footprints.

441
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I am?

442
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
I think so. I think so. For story-wise, you're going to have to be.

443
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Okay, I notice footprints.

444
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:48,000
You notice some footprints that seem a very familiar size, headed off following the direction that you guys had left the cave from.

445
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,000
They look like they've been tried to be covered, but you make the outline of them.

446
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Okay, I think you're right. I think this is the cave I brought back to. You know what? I got a new idea.

447
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Let's double-time it to the raft, we'll fix and repair the raft, and then we'll take the raft back down to produce.

448
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:12,000
You don't have to walk. I agree. Sully, you were right from the beginning. I'm so sorry. We should just take the raft.

449
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Hold on, let me bask in this revelation because I don't get to hear these words very often.

450
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:28,000
However, what you are suggesting is between now and nightfall that we double back, change the raft into a wagon?

451
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
No, we repair the raft as a raft.

452
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
And then we continue?

453
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000
On the raft? Yeah. To produce.

454
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:44,000
We didn't continue on the raft before because...

455
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I thought a straw would do us good. A constitutional, my dad said. Why don't you take a constitutional? It's good for the soul.

456
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Oh, okay. I looked at the others like, oh, I don't know what...

457
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000
And what time is it now? So it's probably like 5 p.m.?

458
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, but I'm thinking now let's double time to the raft.

459
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Or maybe we could just push the raft into the water, fix it enough, and just camp on the water. Yeah.

460
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Camping on the water seems like a risky move on our part.

461
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Especially, I mean, we get back just in time to fix it, maybe before dark, and then on the river in the dark with the rapids. It doesn't seem safe.

462
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Also, why are you so sketchy all of a sudden? Is it because of that thing that's in the cave that you were so scared of?

463
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:41,000
No, not anymore. Zoe, can I talk to you over here just by the talking tree?

464
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Yep.

465
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Zoe, I feel like we're connected back there, right? I feel like you get me.

466
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Oh yeah, for sure. I've been high on so many things.

467
00:25:51,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I may have done something in the last town where I met you that there may be some people looking for me, and maybe we should just not be here.

468
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
What'd you do?

469
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,000
It doesn't matter, but right now we just need to not be here.

470
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Stop.

471
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
It really needs to not be there.

472
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:22,000
What if we could help you solve your problem? If they're here for you, they're just going to follow us up the river anyway.

473
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Yeah, I'm not sure how they followed us here, because we took the raft. It's the only raft.

474
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Was it your raft?

475
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Um, not exactly.

476
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Okay, so you stole someone's raft, and now they're after you, and they've put us...

477
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
I borrowed it. I repurposed it slightly.

478
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:47,000
And now they're here to exact their revenge.

479
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Yeah, maybe.

480
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Cool. And they've trapped us in some sort of, like, forest... loop?

481
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Yeah! It's a magical forest loop! You got it!

482
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:07,000
And you think we're actually going to be able to get out of this magical forest loop by just going in the opposite direction?

483
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:14,000
I didn't think of that, Zoe. This is why I'm glad I talked to you. You got the brains here. You need to help me.

484
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Okay. I... I need to look back to my group. And I haven't been talking quietly. I don't know how far we are from you.

485
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
We're like five feet away.

486
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:31,000
I think we got it. I think we should let them in on it, because you know what? The three of us, we're a team. We're the Three Muskiritos.

487
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Wow! Yeah, I've never... I've never... I've always dreamed of having a team! That'd be amazing!

488
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Whoa, hold on.

489
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yeah, let's do it! Okay, guys, come on! Come on! Let's team it up here!

490
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000
The Three Muskiritos!

491
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah, the Three Muskiritos!

492
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
One, two, three. Yep.

493
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Yeah.

494
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Alright, you guys, we've got a little bit of a situation here.

495
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Yeah, I figured. What's going on?

496
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Well, you probably heard, because, um, well, uh, Gru just screams things all the time.

497
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
He's a little yelly.

498
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:13,000
But he has absolutely completely stolen that raft, refurbished it of some way, somehow, I don't know.

499
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And then people are after him, and maybe they've stuck us in some sort of foresty time loop.

500
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Oh.

501
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Which I feel like is more than we bargained for.

502
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Yeah, it's all I took was the raft. That's it. I swear.

503
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I mean, you saying that now...

504
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah, what else did you take?

505
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
...makes it seem like that's not the case.

506
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Was there an easier way to get to Badoosk other than the raft, because you'd stolen the raft, we had to take that? Is that what happened?

507
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Did you only take the job to Badoosk to get away from some other shady shit that you had going on?

508
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
It's got to be that one, right?

509
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Guys!

510
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
It's got to be that one.

511
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Guys, I think they're here! I hear them! They're in the trees right now! We should be quiet!

512
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
I mean...

513
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Do I hear anything?

514
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Blast houses, Rue.

515
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000
You listen for a while, and you hear... yeah, you do hear... something in the trees, yeah.

516
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Okay, so it's not completely a nut job. There's something in the trees.

517
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Maybe we should wake up to something that's in the cave, and they'll fight to something that's in the trees.

518
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Yeah! So, I can see why you're the brains of the operation!

519
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,000
That's right, Rue, you get in there, you wake up that bugbear, whatever the fuck is in there, and it'll take care of the situation for us.

520
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
I'll be over here.

521
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Wait, what? I don't know if I should be the one to go in the cave, you know?

522
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:38,000
You don't have to go in the cave, just keep talking the way you're talking, just slightly toward the opening of the cave, and that'll do the trick.

523
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Yeah. Oh, why? Why? You want me to be loud and wake up the thing in the cave? Okay.

524
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000
I don't really think it's a matter of want at this point.

525
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,000
It's just embracing, like, what is, just embracing reality and loudness.

526
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Just using the natural strengths you have.

527
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Exactly.

528
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Yeah, yeah, my strengths, I can talk it up, I can do this!

529
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,000
While you're talking loudly, maybe you could answer, who's after you? What do we have to deal with?

530
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Or what does the creature in the cave have to deal with, however that plays out?

531
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Yeah, you know, it's just a couple of brothers, you know, nothing, just a couple of brothers maybe might have followed me here, that's all.

532
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yeah, that's all. I was hoping we'd get out of town fast.

533
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Well, they got a funny name, the brothers, you know, it's just a funny name, it's hysterical, it's a funny name, that's all, you know, yeah.

534
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Well, they're just called the Scrap Killer Brothers, you know, it's just a funny name.

535
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
The Scrap Killer Brothers?

536
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah.

537
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
That's a lot better than the Three Muskiritos, I have to say.

538
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah, maybe we should consider toughening up the team name a little.

539
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Well, it depends on what kind of vibe we want to give to people, I guess.

540
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Hey, if we take them out, we can be the Three Scaparillas!

541
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
I think we're gonna workshop it a little more.

542
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yeah.

543
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Right, I get that, I get that.

544
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
So there's only two of them then?

545
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah, well, usually, sometimes, you know, it's a big family.

546
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Well, how many brothers are there?

547
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Well, technically there's nine, but they don't always come out all together, you know, you see, you know, I only dealt with like two of them, but, you know, it's a, you know, it's a family.

548
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Alright, are they, is there anything specifically very frightening about them?

549
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Are they like, like, stabby kind of people, or like magic, or are they giant ogres, or?

550
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Well, the word kill isn't their name, I just want to point that out.

551
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Well, there's so many ways to kill somebody though, Gru.

552
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Well, I don't know, everyone who's crossed them sort of goes missing, you know?

553
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
And you willfully cross them.

554
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Well, no, no, it was just a small misunderstanding, you see.

555
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Yeah.

556
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:19,000
You hear a low voice come from the trees, a ways off based on what you're hearing, and you hear Gru.

557
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Come here, buddy.

558
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Okay, I'm gonna go in the cave and wake up whatever's in there, I'll be right back.

559
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Do it, man, I think this is a fucking awesome idea.

560
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Welcome to the middle.

561
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
See how I jumped in?

562
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Oh, hey, it's the middle.

563
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
I like it.

564
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
It's the middle.

565
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I like this new take charge Amy that we got going on.

566
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
She's new?

567
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
No, but taking charge of.

568
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Well, when it comes to the middle.

569
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Taking charge of the middle.

570
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
New.

571
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Fresh, exciting.

572
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I love it.

573
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
So great.

574
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Well, it's just, you know, they just heard my voice all of a sudden off the top, how weird.

575
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah.

576
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Russ is scared to say anything now.

577
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
No, now he wants to see.

578
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
I'm just gonna let you run.

579
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
He wants to see what you're gonna do.

580
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
He just wants to see if we can do it.

581
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
And he's like, she doesn't even know what happens in the middle.

582
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Listen here, folks.

583
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I know what happens in the middle.

584
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,000
This is where we talk about all of our wonderful things we have going on.

585
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Like first up, Patreon.

586
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Our patrons are like the most awesome people in the entire world.

587
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:26,000
And what we like to do with them sometimes is once a month we have a Google hangout.

588
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000
They used to be called gook hangs, but now it's just like a hangout time.

589
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
And what did we do today, Tom?

590
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Or yesterday, Tom?

591
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
We played Jackbox games and it was super fun.

592
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And with not only between us, but also with our patrons.

593
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah.

594
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
So we played with some of our patrons and we're going to maybe do it again sometime

595
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
in the next month because, you know, the world's a bit crazy right now.

596
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:53,000
We could all use some fun and some social interaction apart.

597
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
That's right.

598
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Yes.

599
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
It's a really distant interaction.

600
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Exactly.

601
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
And Amy, where do people go on Patreon to find our Patreon?

602
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Where they go on Patreon to find our Patreon.

603
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Let me tell you about Patreon, Tom.

604
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000
They go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

605
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Russ nodded.

606
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Russ nodded.

607
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
He's very proud.

608
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
That's how I earn my time.

609
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
No, but our patrons are super funny.

610
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
They're super great.

611
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
And we would love you to become one.

612
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And if you can't though, that's cool too.

613
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
We have so much awesome stuff going on just like on the regular feed.

614
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
You know who else has awesome stuff going on?

615
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Sean.

616
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Sean.

617
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
This week's guest.

618
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Yeah.

619
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
He's so great.

620
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
And I say that as someone who has all the reason in the world to have a grudge against him.

621
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Yes, that's true.

622
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
So if you know that Carla said it, you know it's true.

623
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
But he's the best.

624
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
He's so fun when he comes on our show.

625
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
And you know what that translates into?

626
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
His shows are also amazing.

627
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
That's true.

628
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
He doesn't save it just for us.

629
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
He also puts that much fun and effort into his.

630
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:02,000
He's on Alba Salix as well as The End of Time and Other Brothers.

631
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
The End of Time and Other Brothers, yeah.

632
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
So you should listen to those shows.

633
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Oh, and DM to GM with our very own Russ More.

634
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
And DM to GM.

635
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Russ is pointing at his dick.

636
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
I'm not entirely sure.

637
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
No, he really was pointing at his penis.

638
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I'm sorry, but that is what was happening.

639
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I don't know what he was wanting us to say.

640
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
I'm not entirely sure.

641
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
He's gone selective nudism at this moment because he's so sharp.

642
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Was he pointing at the shirt that he's wearing?

643
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I mean, he's pointing at Discord.

644
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Or, oh, all the links will be found below.

645
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Oh, there we go.

646
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
That makes so much more sense.

647
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
That makes much more sense than him pointing at his dick.

648
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,000
So no, all the information can be found in the links below.

649
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
No more information about my husband's dick, unfortunately.

650
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Just information about Sean's podcasts.

651
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
I want to be very specific.

652
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
And our Patreon and everything else that we have going on.

653
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Absolutely.

654
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
That was like the lowest pressure middle I've ever had to do.

655
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
So thanks, everybody.

656
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
That was great.

657
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
No problem.

658
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
See, we can do stuff.

659
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
All right.

660
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Like once a year we can do stuff.

661
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Once a year the three of us can do what you normally do.

662
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Yeah, if you could not charades on the side.

663
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Super confusing.

664
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Two out of three of us thought you were pointing at your dick.

665
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I mean, kind of also was, but you got there.

666
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I did.

667
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
You got there.

668
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Thanks, everybody.

669
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
We'll get you back to the episode now.

670
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
That's all.

671
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'm just here to cut everything off and send you back to the show.

672
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
OK, bye.

673
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
We're going on forever.

674
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Love you.

675
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Bye.

676
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Bye.

677
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Bye.

678
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
You guys, I think we should maybe hide in the trees.

679
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I don't know.

680
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,000
I think for right now, I mean, I need some more information about these Scrap Killer

681
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
brothers.

682
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
And there's nine of them and maybe they're giant ogres or who knows.

683
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yeah, let's hide and get some some some intel.

684
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I like I think that's a good idea.

685
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
And we definitely hide and not tell Guru about it.

686
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
When he comes out, there's no one.

687
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
The three of you make stealth checks.

688
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Twenty five.

689
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Sixteen.

690
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Seventeen.

691
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
OK, you three run off and you hide in the trees.

692
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
As far as you're concerned, you're hiding very well.

693
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Guru, you bound off into the cave.

694
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:15,000
You push through the vines again, kind of stomp into the stream and you hear

695
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000
that low growl coming from the back of the cave again.

696
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000
So Gru's just literally stepping through the vines and immediately going to the

697
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000
side of the cave and just like shaking against the wall.

698
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
OK.

699
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
The three of you are standing out there waiting and you're waiting for a few

700
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
minutes before you hear the voice again.

701
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
It actually continues on and off throughout this last couple of minutes.

702
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Gru.

703
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Come on, buddy, we don't want to hurt you.

704
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,000
And then stepping out into the clearing, coming the way you guys came back, are two

705
00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:02,000
hulking human males, big, beefy arms, like arms bigger than any of your necks.

706
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
They walk out.

707
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:11,000
They're wearing torn, tattered jeans, button up shirts.

708
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:20,000
They have each of them has like two large daggers on either side and a machete on the

709
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
back of on their backs.

710
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
And they step out into the clearing and they're kind of looking down at the

711
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:34,000
footprints and they say, Gru, we know you're here, friend.

712
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
You just have to come out and talk to us.

713
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
That's all.

714
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000
And they wait a moment.

715
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000
You wait and they look at each other and then they start looking at the footprints

716
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
and they see that they go off in several different directions.

717
00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:02,000
And one of them starts following towards where Glim had run off.

718
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Doesn't look like they've noticed you, but they're following your footprints.

719
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,000
The other one is following footprints that head towards the cave.

720
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
I would like to ready an action.

721
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:21,000
If I notice that this dude gets too close to where Glim is hiding, I am going to

722
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000
shoot him with my short bow.

723
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
I am also going to ready an action.

724
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,000
But my action is just a punch, just an unarmed strike.

725
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
I don't know about this Gru.

726
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I don't know about these dudes.

727
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I can't just be killing people.

728
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Gru, you hear footsteps walking towards the cave.

729
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Gru, come out, come out, buddy.

730
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
So Gru is putting his hand on his dagger.

731
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Okay.

732
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
But not drawing it.

733
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Okay.

734
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000
The man walking was following where Glim went.

735
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I was searching around for a rock or something I could throw towards the back

736
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
of the cave.

737
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Yep.

738
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
You definitely find that.

739
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Yep.

740
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Do you throw it?

741
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Yep.

742
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
You throw that and you hear like a argh.

743
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
And it turns out it's just a pile of puppies in the back.

744
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Oh great.

745
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Back outside you see the man walking towards where Glim was and gets within

746
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
five or ten feet.

747
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Sully, you can see Glim hidden behind a...

748
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
What are you hidden behind?

749
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Talking rock.

750
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
I know.

751
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I'm like, well we're in the woods so I guess like a tree?

752
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Okay.

753
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Perfect.

754
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I'll let you pick.

755
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000
You see Glim huddled behind a tree, fist cocked, ready to go.

756
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
But you see him stepping towards her.

757
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
So if you're going to take a shot, he's walking towards not stopping.

758
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,000
I would also like to do a little something.

759
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Alright, while she's got ready to action then you can do what you want to do.

760
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Okay.

761
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:11,000
I'm going to let loose my short bow thingy.

762
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
You gotta roll.

763
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I know.

764
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
But I'm not aiming for him.

765
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I'm going to aim for the tree beside his head because he's coming up to the tree, right?

766
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Yep.

767
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Yeah.

768
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Wait, so the tree I'm hiding behind or a different tree?

769
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Yep.

770
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
The tree you're hiding behind.

771
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay.

772
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
It's a 17.

773
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Okay.

774
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Yeah.

775
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I'm sure it wouldn't take very much to hit a non-moving object.

776
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Tree that's big enough for me to hide behind.

777
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I'm pretty big.

778
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Exactly.

779
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Your crossbow bolt flies and sticks into the tree and the guy looks up and says,

780
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:54,000
And he's following a line of sight to where you shot the crossbow bolt.

781
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Inside the cave, you hear movement from the back of the cave.

782
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:09,000
As the vines begin to part, you see the big hand of Eugene reaching through the vines.

783
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Alright, I draw the dagger.

784
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
What happens when you draw the dagger?

785
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Music starts to play.

786
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000
What kind of music?

787
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
What music?

788
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah.

789
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
No idea.

790
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I'm so horrible at music.

791
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
You stole me.

792
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I told you not to steal me.

793
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
You stole me.

794
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
You turned gone in the cave and you stole me, stole me.

795
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,000
And I try and stab the hand.

796
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Roll with advantage because I mean up until that moment, he didn't know where you were.

797
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
So I'll give you that.

798
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I rolled two two's back to back.

799
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
So that's a nine.

800
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
That's right.

801
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Get your own dice stick, man.

802
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
That's a nine.

803
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:05,000
As soon as it starts singing, you hear just a loud roar, growl-ish roar coming from the back of the cave.

804
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,000
And you stab for the hand, but go far wide.

805
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:19,000
And then another hand grabs you by the scruff of the neck and yanks you out of the cave and says that dagger should be singing for me, grew.

806
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Okay.

807
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000
And I shove it into his mouth.

808
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Scruff of the neck.

809
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Sure.

810
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
So you're shoving it in to stab him in the face?

811
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah.

812
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Oh.

813
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Alright.

814
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Roll with advantage.

815
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Oh, that's better.

816
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Not natural 20.

817
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Okay.

818
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Describe to me what it looks like when you stab this man in the mouth.

819
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,000
I just blindly close my eyes and shove it at his face.

820
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
12 damage.

821
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
12?

822
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
No, 13 damage.

823
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
13?

824
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Okay.

825
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Oh no, I rolled a D6.

826
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Sorry.

827
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
This is very confusing.

828
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Okay.

829
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Eight damage.

830
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:08,000
You stab this man square in the mouth as he opens up and says that was supposed to be my dagger, grew.

831
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And on grew it goes into his palate and he screams as it's now lodged in his mouth, singing out.

832
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
What's it singing, Amy?

833
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Oh no, you stabbed him.

834
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Oh, you stabbed him in the mouth.

835
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I can't believe it.

836
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
No, I didn't.

837
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I didn't mean to.

838
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
The man who was following the cross bolt turns around and says what's going on here?

839
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:37,000
And he starts to run towards grew and the other man.

840
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000
I totally stay where I am because I feel like this is none of my business.

841
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:49,000
You get dropped, grew, so he lets you go and he's trying to pull the dagger back out.

842
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Okay.

843
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
What do you want to do?

844
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I don't know.

845
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
I'm going to, the other guy is running towards them, right?

846
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Yep.

847
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I'm going to cast frostbite in the area that the man is running towards, so basically right in front of him.

848
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Okay.

849
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,000
And as I cast this spell, which I'm pretty sure I do have to roll for.

850
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
I think it's a...

851
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Oh no, he'll have to do a save.

852
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
It's a thing that happens automatically.

853
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Okay.

854
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:29,000
As I reach my hand out and go to cast this spell, but instead of frostbite, all of a sudden I have cast crate bonfire,

855
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:38,000
even though I don't know the name of that spell, but I've created a bonfire on the ground directly in front of where this man is running.

856
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Okay.

857
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I'm going to say deck saving throw at disadvantage and he rolls a 10.

858
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Alright, that is not good enough.

859
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,000
So he stumbles forward as he's running towards Gru and falls face first into the open flame.

860
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:03,000
And now he's screaming as his clothes alight and the man pulls the dagger and blood begins spurting out.

861
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
So graphic.

862
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And the dagger sings, I wanted to break free.

863
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
And then I got free.

864
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Gru, take me with you so we can have much more fun like this.

865
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Gru starts vomiting.

866
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Okay.

867
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
So you have a man on fire.

868
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
He's like trying to push himself up and out.

869
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
There's a man bleeding profusely out of his mouth.

870
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
He's gagging and grasping for air.

871
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
The three of you are hiding behind trees or rocks or something.

872
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
What do you do?

873
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Gru has doubled over vomiting.

874
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
And Gru's vomiting.

875
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Moot just stares at his hand like that's not what was supposed to happen.

876
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
So he's in a little bit of shock right now.

877
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I mean, I was sort of hanging back because it just seems like some criminal on criminal violence and I'm not sure how invested I am.

878
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Yeah, same here.

879
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I just wanted him away from Glim.

880
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Did it?

881
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And now people are on fire.

882
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Now he's been stabbed.

883
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
So I think that now I'll come out into the clearing.

884
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah, maybe me too.

885
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Just kind of like walk up and look.

886
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
What's going on?

887
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
It's a fucked up situation.

888
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Moot, nice work with the getting us ready for camp with the fire.

889
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:37,000
The man in the fire begins screaming.

890
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I guess I'll go pull him out of the fire.

891
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
I mean, I'm immune to it.

892
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
It's not going to hurt me.

893
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Yeah, that's fine.

894
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
At least I could do, I guess.

895
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
You pull him out.

896
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,000
His clothes are completely like burned off of him.

897
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,000
He's lying there and he looks over to Gru and he says,

898
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
There's more coming, Gru.

899
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
And he passes out.

900
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,000
OK, so from what I've been watching on the sidelines, this is like a fucking soap opera.

901
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
You stole his singing knife.

902
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It wasn't really his, you know.

903
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
So how many things have you stolen?

904
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Get a hold of yourself, man.

905
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
You got a little vomit there.

906
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Sorry, thanks.

907
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
See, it wasn't his.

908
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
He was going to steal it.

909
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
And then I just, it sang to me.

910
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000
It was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life.

911
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
So I took it and I ran away.

912
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
But they were going to steal it from the goblins.

913
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
It just wanted their jam.

914
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
They murdered so many of them.

915
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Well, I can't say I'm awfully sad about that.

916
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Those fucking turnt goblins took all our money.

917
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
They did take all our money.

918
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000
After we made that huge investment in their economic development.

919
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Yeah, it's really, that's what hurt the most.

920
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
It's just a massacre of goblins and jam.

921
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000
And I just took the dagger and ran.

922
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
So you've been on the run ever since?

923
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Yeah.

924
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And then I ran into you and you were all looking for a guide.

925
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
And I said, well, I can help you.

926
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
But really, I was just desperate.

927
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I needed to get out of town.

928
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
See?

929
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Every time I took the knife out of its scabbard,

930
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
it started doing what it's doing right now, singing.

931
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
We killed them so good.

932
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
See?

933
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Well, maybe you could put that back in the scabbard.

934
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Yeah.

935
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:39,000
And then maybe you could just leave it on one of their bodies.

936
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
But they're both still alive, I think, right?

937
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Yeah.

938
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000
And then we could just whistle and walk away.

939
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000
And at this moment, you realize Sully couldn't whistle.

940
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000
You hear like a gargle coming from the man who was stabbed in the throat,

941
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000
like just his like last breath, like,

942
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,000
and he stops moving.

943
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,000
But I feel like now he can't really use it, you know?

944
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Well, yeah, but the burnt up guy is probably going to be fine.

945
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Yeah, you're right.

946
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
I'll just leave it with him.

947
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
I'll just go tuck it here in his shirt.

948
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
And they definitely won't come after you for killing this other guy

949
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
in the throat with the knife.

950
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Oh, God, you're right.

951
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
What am I thinking?

952
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Oh, God.

953
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Well, it's a good time as any to have a camp, I guess.

954
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Moot, you got that fire going already.

955
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Thanks, buddy.

956
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yeah.

957
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Should we be concerned about what's in that cave over there?

958
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:43,000
In that moment, a giant bug bear bursts from the vines.

959
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Arrrrrgh!

960
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I fucking knew it.

961
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,000
And charges towards Sully.

962
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Please, we don't know who stand and where.

963
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I'm just placing you in my mind.

964
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Charges towards Sully.

965
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Place me right in front of the bug bear is what you're doing.

966
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Gru shoves Sully out of the way.

967
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Sully, look out!

968
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
The grug, the grug bear.

969
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,380
The bugbear comes flying...

970
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:10,179
It's one of those nasty grub bears that eats grubs!

971
00:51:10,659 --> 00:51:12,179
...with two claws.

972
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:18,219
One of them goes wide, the other one catches Gru straight across the chest as he pushes Sully out of the way.

973
00:51:18,219 --> 00:51:19,900
Gru, you're gonna take...

974
00:51:20,219 --> 00:51:22,739
...seven points of slashing damage.

975
00:51:22,739 --> 00:51:29,260
I'm gonna take half of that, because I'm Candy Dodge, because I totally thought about this in advance when I did something that looked like it might have been selfless.

976
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:30,659
Oh, shit.

977
00:51:30,659 --> 00:51:34,099
The bugbear is now in the center of you, and he's...

978
00:51:34,099 --> 00:51:35,980
...he's just kind of standing waiting.

979
00:51:36,539 --> 00:51:37,340
Looking...

980
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:43,179
...seeing what's going on, smelling the blood that's in the air, the burnt, charred corpse.

981
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,019
I'm gonna disengage and slowly back away, going,

982
00:51:47,019 --> 00:51:50,219
Look at all this fresh meat here, Mr. Grub Bear!

983
00:51:51,139 --> 00:51:53,139
Uh, roll persuasion.

984
00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:57,139
Fifteen...

985
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:58,539
...plus...

986
00:51:58,900 --> 00:51:59,619
...nine.

987
00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:00,119
Whoa.

988
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:02,860
No wonder why you took him as a guide, he's very persuasive.

989
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:04,380
Yeah, very persuasive.

990
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:05,980
Uh, it looks to you...

991
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:10,039
...and then it looks down at the bodies there, and starts moving...

992
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:11,760
Yummy, yum, yum!

993
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,559
...starts moving slowly towards the charred, unconscious man.

994
00:52:16,559 --> 00:52:19,340
I'm gonna move away from him, because I did just pull him out of the fire.

995
00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:20,340
Yeah, let's all move away.

996
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:24,039
I'm just gonna back up slowly, but I'm gonna raise my arm so I look really big.

997
00:52:24,039 --> 00:52:28,760
Uh, I'm gonna Homer Simpson into the shrub, just like, just vanish slowly.

998
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:34,079
Um, you see, as you all kind of back away and disperse from the scene,

999
00:52:34,299 --> 00:52:41,059
the bugbear, like, senses that the guy is still alive, and takes one swipe across its throat,

1000
00:52:41,059 --> 00:52:44,440
and then starts dragging the bodies back into its cave.

1001
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,440
With the knife still on the body?

1002
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,219
With the knife still tucked into his shirt?

1003
00:52:47,219 --> 00:52:52,099
Well, I may have forgotten to actually tuck it in the shirt, I was gonna, you know?

1004
00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:56,799
I was really meanin' to do it, but you know, there's a lot happenin' at the time!

1005
00:52:56,799 --> 00:53:01,039
It falls off, just bumps off right at the mouth of the cave.

1006
00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:02,219
Does it start singing?

1007
00:53:02,219 --> 00:53:03,219
Jump?

1008
00:53:03,219 --> 00:53:05,739
Is that pulling it out of its scabbard?

1009
00:53:05,739 --> 00:53:08,019
Did you sheath it when you put it back?

1010
00:53:08,019 --> 00:53:09,900
I never put it in a shirt.

1011
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:10,900
Oh.

1012
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:15,219
Don't leave me now.

1013
00:53:15,219 --> 00:53:16,579
How could I?

1014
00:53:16,579 --> 00:53:22,179
Gru come back, don't leave me now.

1015
00:53:22,179 --> 00:53:25,219
I'm here for you, darlin', I got you, I got you!

1016
00:53:25,219 --> 00:53:28,500
Gru, you run over, make a dexterity saving throw.

1017
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:34,280
Uh, fourteen plus six, twenty.

1018
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:41,119
You run to the dagger as it's singing towards you, and you pick it up, and narrowly miss

1019
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:46,559
a giant claw that comes out and tries to pull you into the cave as you back up.

1020
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:49,280
Well, I'm big!

1021
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,760
Talk about disrespect!

1022
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:55,159
Gave you two bodies!

1023
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:58,839
Not one, but two bodies.

1024
00:53:58,839 --> 00:53:59,839
Two bodies.

1025
00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:00,839
Two bodies.

1026
00:54:00,839 --> 00:54:01,839
Two bodies.

1027
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:09,519
Anybody got a sheath for this thing, cause it won't stop singing?

1028
00:54:09,519 --> 00:54:10,920
What happened to the one you had?

1029
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,559
Is it the one still on your body?

1030
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:13,559
Did you like?

1031
00:54:13,559 --> 00:54:14,559
Oh, yeah.

1032
00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:15,559
Yeah, that's a good idea.

1033
00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:17,199
Alright, I'll sheath it.

1034
00:54:17,199 --> 00:54:24,719
Okay, well maybe we go back to the river, and we all just kinda go our separate ways,

1035
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,160
and never talk about the situation again.

1036
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,440
Yeah, no, it makes sense, yeah.

1037
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,360
The four of you walk back to the river where the ship was.

1038
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,360
Was?

1039
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,360
Hmm, was.

1040
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,360
And see-

1041
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,800
I may have tethered the lines and put a hole in it so it would sink so no one

1042
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,920
could use it, cause I was afraid I was gonna be followed, you see.

1043
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,480
The ship now sits at the bottom of the river with a flag sticking up out of it

1044
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,920
that is singed and on fire.

1045
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,159
But I didn't light it on fire, that wasn't me.

1046
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:43,639
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1047
00:55:43,639 --> 00:55:49,119
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1048
00:55:49,119 --> 00:55:53,240
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1049
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:58,600
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1055
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,520
Yeah, this cave looks really familiar, I never forget a big hole.

1056
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:29,040
I could have kept it together if I had looked at Carla.

1057
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:33,560
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